Watching: lost girl

Reading: a clash of kings

Listening to: ed sheeran, phoenix

mid-mid-life crisis *cries*

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Hogwarts: first and last time


oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man


He’s looking right at me and I’m emotional right now and need a moment

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dude: sex workers are gross. you all have no respect for yourselves. sluts.
dude: *watches porn.*
dude: *reblogs porn gifs*
dude: *runs an entire blog dedicated to photos of naked women and gifs of girls getting fucked*

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Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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Who wants mimosas?

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Actual angel Lee Pace when asked if he’d be interested in bringing back Pushing Daisies. (x)

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green square doesn’t understand true love

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Old Hollywood Avengers

(because Tony throwing Gatsby-like parties is perfect)

Just look at the effect Katniss had running around in that Mockingjay suit. Turned the whole rebellion around. Plutarch Heavesnbee, p. 257

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